boring college student


when you are shuffling through fall out boy songs and golden comes on

(via shuckl)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

*thinks about responsibilities* 

(Source: basedgosh, via nollag)