boring college student

dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

(via theblackship)

bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

(Source: thedaymarecollection, via theblackship)

trohmen:

when you are shuffling through fall out boy songs and golden comes on

(via shuckl)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit